If My Cats Had Dating Profiles

Before I begin, I would like to advise you that Chamois has had some very keen interest from a Labrador.  He seems like a 'good boy' and is very keen....

Clawde (aka Clawdatious, Clawdapuss)

Will you love me?

I am a lovely ginger-furred feline with lots of love to give.  My tabby fur is slightly marred by a small bald patch due to a run in with a brown snake years ago, but I think you will find that it adds to my charm.  After all, chicks dig scars, don't they?

I am in my middle years, and while a bit more settled, you can still find me chasing random invisible objects up the wall and around the house, and I still succumb to the call of the 'crazies' on a rainy day.  I also love curling up on a nice blanket and having an afternoon snooze.  I enjoy some TV, especially nature shows but do prefer to have company - either human or animal.  You will find at a dinner parties that I like to be in the middle of everything. If you feed me salt and vinegar chips, I'll love you forever.  People food is one of my downfalls though, and if the humans are slow to indulge me, I do tend to use my claws, just in case they didn't notice me.  I like to be noticed.  I was homeless and living in a shelter for the first 10 months of my life, so I appreciate the finer things now.

Ooo La La!

I am very sociable and have not yet met an animal that I don't like (rats and mice excluded of course!).  I love to groom your fur, as long as you reciprocate. My current housemate takes advantage of my kind nature and grooming skills, but then turns around and tackles me when it is my turn for some preening.  He can be a bit of a jerk to be honest.  You will find that I am an equal opportunist, and love to demonstrate my caring nature and grooming on dogs as well.  They mostly seem to like, although some dogs get confused.  I can't help it if I'm just a good guy - I almost always bring them around to my way of thinking with persistence and love.

I am not hung up on looks, as long as you care for yourself and are kind.  I would prefer someone that has passed through their kitten years, as I find the antics a bit tiring after awhile.  You should still be young at heart though, and enjoy an evening hunt.  I love to catch and give 'gifts', so prepare to be spoiled.

Slow blink means I love you! And...I'm a rabbit!

If I sound like someone that you would be interested in, please contact me.  I can't wait to find that special someone that can exchange slow-blink cat kisses with me and can appreciate it when I love you enough to show you my bum.

Purrkins (aka Purrkolator, Porky-Pie)

Professional Glamour Photo

I am a stocky and solid blue-grey cat with lovely soft fur and a throaty loud voice.  If you love to have a chat and a cuddle, I'm your guy.

I've been told that I'm a bit of a mummy's boy, but I don't see it.  I just appreciate the love and affection that gets showered upon me, and quite frankly, I deserve it.  I will be a blessing in your life and can only make it better.


Pick me, pick me.

I am a very affectionate boy who cannot get enough cuddles.  Most nights I spend some time sleeping on my human's face, and she tells me she loves it.  On the flip side, I spend part of each day running and skidding through the house with crazy eyes - it makes my mummy laugh and I'm sure you will appreciate my zany love of life.

I don't shy away from housework, and I always make sure I'm in the house when cleaning activities are in full swing.  Some of my favourite things are helping to make the bed and walking on freshly mopped floors.  I also enjoy helping to cook dinner by sitting on mum's lap so make sure she doesn't take anything out of the oven too early.

Helping with the laundry

I love all species - as long as you are nice to me, I will be nice to you.  I sometimes take a while to warm up to new dogs, and like to test them by whacking them with my sharp claws.  It makes me laugh when they skitter away.  My current housemates - a cat and two large dogs - are all great friends and they can vouch for my special qualities.

I am looking for someone who appreciates all of me - the loving and the insane - and who is willing to move into my family home.  I'm sure you will appreciate my mummy as much as I do.